It's official, alcohol is not cool anymore. That is why we created Zero Proof and because of Ernie. 

 Ernie, stop drinking 10 years ago because of a drunk dare that went wrong. He was dared to run naked on Mainstreet when it was below Zero outside. He slipped and fell on the ice, breaking his tailbone. You can say he froze his ass off. Ernie stopped drinking alcohol and the non-alcoholic movement started. 

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This story may be true but we got Zero Proof. 

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No Hang Over, No Unwanted Health Problems, No Headaches, and N/A Beverages help you keep your clothes on, don't be Erinie.